Mel's TOP FIVE WORST “Christmas” Songs:

# 5  “This Christmas” Gloria Estefan- sorry, but Gloria's voice doesn't give glory to Christmas music. 

# 4 “Christmas Conga” Cyndi Lauper- yeah, Cyndi... umm... NO. 

#3 “Wonderful Christmas” Paul McCartney- This song sounds like a migraine on steroids. Who could POSSIBLY be having a wonderful Christmastime whilst accompanied by such auditory harassment? PLEASE...TURN... IT... OFF!!!!! 

#2 “Last Christmas” Wham!- Ok, really. The way that this guy sings the word “special” gives me the creeps. I think what he really meant to sing was “Last Christmas, I wrote you a song... and the very next day, you ran far away.” 

#1 “Santa Baby” Madonna- What else did you expect? Anything this materialistic will make my worst list of any kind. I guess that's all that we could have expected from Ms. “Mat-e-ri-ah-al.”